Dear Martin,
In the event you are reading this, I am no longer in your life. I have a few regrets; places we didn’t go, people we didn’t see and positions we didn’t try. There is however one regret I do not have. Buying a lottery ticket was not ‘stupid’, ‘wasteful’ or ‘typical of your brainless behavior’. If you missed the event check the website for my picture. It will be the last time you ever see my ecstatic face. Don’t bother trying to find me: $300 million buys a lot of bodyguards.
Have a nice life,
Bawdywench
understanding alice
May 1, 2010
Ha, that’s brilliant – LOVED it
Divaa Divine
May 1, 2010
brilliant! I actually read it thrice!
Life’s Events
Thomma Lyn
May 2, 2010
Bwahahaha! I love it. This absolutely cracked me up.
Jenifer
May 2, 2010
Oh, I love it!! Perfectly done!
bawdywench
May 3, 2010
Where would we all be without those lovable men?
SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!
Dee
May 3, 2010
oops dude, Martin. Messed up. Nuf said LOL!