It’s in the fine print

Posted on May 1, 2010

6


Dear Martin,

In the event you are reading this, I am no longer in your life. I have a few regrets; places we didn’t go, people we didn’t see and positions we didn’t try. There is however one regret I do not have. Buying a lottery ticket was not ‘stupid’, ‘wasteful’ or ‘typical of your brainless behavior’. If you missed the event check the website for my picture. It will be the last time you ever see my ecstatic face. Don’t bother trying to find me: $300 million buys a lot of bodyguards.

Have a nice life,

Bawdywench

Advertisements